Exhibit B-5 (a.k.a. Girl Dies)

Have ya'll seen this?  It looks pretty damn good, but it is most definitely fake.

Feel like something is missing?

I took my little weightloss counter off because it is totally not right.  Just so ya know.  Tennessee has made me gain some weight.  Damn southern cooking!

Wide AWAKE!

I am going to have to listen to my hypnotism cd just to fall asleep in a minute.  It works.

For some reason, some of my keys on my keyboard are sticking!  RRRRR

My brother in law is staying over tonight.  Luckily he didn't wait until he was plastered to come over!!  YAY!  That means the loudness has almost been a minimum tonight. 

I am totally excited about using my coupons tomorrow at work.  I am soooo getting a good deal tomorrow!  I'll letcha know!

I yelled at my husband today because he wasn't listening to what I was saying.  I told him I needed to buy some oil for my car because for some reason it is low....ok it needs the oil changed.  I think I am over by about 2000 miles, and my car is old no it just has A LOT of miles on it (so I am pretty sure there is an oil leak).  Try like 175,000.  I know it is crazy, but I drive my car everywhere!  I love it, and I have had work done on it where it is practically new.  Oh!  Back to the yelling.  So I say, I am going to buy a couple of quarts of oil to tide me over until I get paid.  I will get my oil changed then.  I am just trying to save some money for the next week just incase God forbid something happens.  He doesn't hear this.  He says, "You need to get your oil changed."  I repeated what I said before.  He repeated his statement.  I yelled, "Are you not fucking listening to what I am saying? ....Etc"  I went into the OReilly's by myself, and when I came out he informed me how mean I can be, and I just said, "Well you should have fucking listened to me." 

I totally think my BIL is going to swap us his California King for our Full size and a chair that we have.  That will rock!  A bigger bed!  Whoot!

I caught a side glimpse of myself in the mirror today.  It wasn't pretty.  I really need to get motivated.  I have been trying to make small changes, but I usually sabotage them by the end of the day.

Oh!  My hubby's interview today went really well!  So well infact that the manager said he was going to forward his resume to what they call a Team Lead.  He is going to recommend Management Training.  Watch...he will get put into the program and start out making more money than me.  Just wait and see.  :( 

Must be in the water

Well I hope it is at least because one blogger is trying to get pregnant, and another finally is pregnant after months of trying!  YAY!  Congrats guys!  I am hoping, wishing, and praying for the best for ya'll!  YAY!

My husband and I will probably start trying when he gets a job.  BTW he totally has a job interview tomorrow!   YAY!  It is with my rival Walgreens.  BOO, but YAY!  I don't care where he works for now as long as he has a freakin' job.  He just sits at home all day long bored out of his mind, and he drives me crazy because he is ready to go somewhere right when I get home.  I just want to relax. 

Have I really divulged to you about my frustrations with my husband watching our nephew?  I really should.  Soon something will really set me off about it, and I will definitely blog it up.  It is coming promise.

It is cold and rainy today.  I had hot chocolate. 

OH!  I have to tell ya'll the good deal coming up!  The week after Thanksgiving grab the Sunday paper.  There will be a coupon in there for 4 dollars off a Gillette Proglide Razor.  Cut that coupon out and RUN to the nearest Rite Aid (better yet run to mine!  I order 75 of those things, so I need to sell them!)  Anyway.  They will be on sale for 9 bucks- your 4 dollar coupon.  Then after you finish ringing up you get a 5 dollar plus up (that you can use on whatever! Just use it like cash!)  That makes it FREE!  Whoot!  I can't think of any really good deals this week.  I'll let you know if there are any next.  I am sure I will have plenty of whatever is on sale.  I try to order the crap out of that coupon stuff because I have a ton of coupon ladies now...including the employees!

Did I vote?

Nope.  Sorry.  Didn't do it, but I totally should have BECAUSE women have only had the right to vote for 90 years.  Can you imagine being around 90 years ago and rejoicing in being able to vote.  I am making myself feel guilty for not voting.  I can only imagine what my great-grandmothers thought when they found out they could vote.  I wonder if they even cared...

My hubby is back from his mom's house.  YAY!  A warm body in the bed next to me tonight! 

I clipped coupon galore last night.  Yep, I am becoming one of "those people."  I promise if I don't really need it, I will donate it or give it to someone who wants/needs it.

Sons of Anarchy just started, but I am waiting for it to be almost over.  I don't want to watch the commercials.

Check.

I got two new shoes put on my car today.  She loves 'em.

I miss my hubby.  It has only been two weeks, and I can tell you already that I hate Mondays without my hubby.  Sunday and Tuesday are not so bad, but Monday if I want to see if I have to drive ALL the way out to Chapmansboro.  That is a long drive.  A long drive I could not convince myself to make today.

The most interesting part of my day was that one of my customers left me an early Christmas present.. a coffeemaker.  I will use it to make tea.  :)

Happy Halloween!

If you had the pleasure of reading my "accidental" post yesterday, just know that conversation was something I have needed for a long time.  I may repost it if ya'll are super curious.  I will just make sure that the person's name is totally deleted. 

It is HALLOWEEN!  Whoot!  I had a few trick or treaters.  At one point, I had about 20 all at once.  I wore my devil horns all day long, and I tried to avoid sneezing as much as possible.  Ha!  **Saying bless you helps keep someone's spirit inside his/her body.  My spirit must be begging to get out because I sneeze about 25 times a day.

We went to Zanies last night.  Rich Guzzi was there!  We um I had a blast.  It was hilarious.  My husband, however, became part of the show.  HAHAHA!  Love it!  Oh!  I forgot to mention perhaps (or maybe I did...I mean I forget what the hell I said on previous posts all the time)  that Rich Guzzi is a hypnotist.  As a matter of fact, he hypnotized me last year before I went to California.  Last night his girlfriend kept coming over to me to make sure that I wasn't going under because she could tell that I was about to.  Apparently, it is easier to go under the second time.  Anyway...Jack went on a tropical vacation and got hot soo hot and soo drunk and soo high.  He went on a roller coaster ride.  **I totally thought he was going to have a panic attack during this time**  He became a Chinese rapper.  He became part of the laughing police.  He was the chief.  He was a stripper.  He did an informercial for the Jizzwow.  Needless to say, a fun time was had by all!  :)