Just Surprised my Husband

Ok, so I really didn't want to tell him until Thursday or even Wednesday night, but I went ahead and told him.  He threatened to run around Shoney's in his skivies if I didn't tell him.  I believe him too.  I know he would have. 

I am taking him to the Ol' G'burg!  WHOOT!  We have been talking about going ever since we moved back from California.  I finally decided that we could afford going for a couple of days.  Since his birthday is Friday, I figured this would be the perfect time!  YAY for a "spur of the moment" G'burg trip!

Sunday

*In fear of Misty not reading a reply to her comment on my last blog.  I only point you out because it is nice to know that I am not the only one who is nosey on Facebook!  I just can't help myself!  :)

I worked all day today.  Oh btw Gain dish detergent is free with a coupon, and there are a crap ton of Freebates this week!  :)  My coupon ladies were so happy that I had it all up front, so they didn't have to go search.

My mom called this morning to tell me that she was coming over, but since I was not there I told her to just go ahead and go in.  I then immediately called her back to tell her that if she went into the bathroom that she should just ignore the book laying in there.  It is one of those "What to Expect When You are Expecting" books, so I reassured her that I am not pregnant.  I didn't need a "Is there something you need to tell me" phone calls.  Geez I sound like a freakin' teenager. HA

Is it Wednesday night yet?  I am so ready for a long weekend off!  Hell sleeping in Wednesday morning sounds good.

Saturday!

So I worked...I skipped a baby shower that I really really (promise) wanted to go to...watched the Bama game....definitely should have gone to the baby shower...I can't believe I missed it.  I feel like such a bitch.  I mean how many times have I told you that out of 40 people I invited to my bridal shower only 6 people showed up.  What did I do?  I didn't show up to someone's shower.  I hope it went well.  I am still going to get them something because I feel like a total bitch for not going.  Ok, so part of the reason I did not go was because my friend's wife really does not like me (at least I don't think she does).  Who can blame her?  He told me that he was either going to marry me or her.  He chose her, and I would have never married him anyway.  :)  I really thought that his wife would feel better about me after I got married, but I still don't think she likes me.  I am going to buy some stuff that they did not get (according to the registry of course), and run it over to their house.  Oh and ummmm have I already told ya'll that he is naming his kid after Lost characters?  Yeah...Desmond Michael....I loved Lost, but not enough to do that.  Oh nosey Misty...click here  I know you want to know what these people look like.  :)

Anyway after the game was half way over, my husband and I ran over to David and Joyce's apartment.  David's birthday was yesterday, and Jack told him we would come over today.  He was very happy to see us.  Jack and David have been friends for a very long time.  David is very strange.  I say that with all the love in my heart because he really is a great guy just very very strange um different.  He likes to say things that will piss people off.  You know the type.  Actually you might not because I can honestly say that I don't know ANYONE like him! 

Oh!  I found out ex-boyfriend Kristoffer has a girlfriend FINALLY!  YAY for him!  I am glad to see that he seems to be happy.  She is a year younger than me.  I kept telling him to stay away from the really young girls.  He is 30, so her being 25 is not so bad.  Actually I am assuming her age by the year she graduated on her Facebook page because I too am nosey on Facebook.  I think we all are.  We just don't talk about it.  Ha!

Everyone is getting back on the weightloss thing, so I am too damn it!  I totally feel left out, so just consider be back on the bandwagon next Thursday.  No seriously, my husband informed me that he had decided that he wanted to start eating better.  I get paid next Thursday, so I can freely go to the grocery store without worrying that I am spending too much.

Oh!  I forgot to tell ya'll!  We did go to Zanies the other night!  It was GREAT!  Killer Beaz is freakin' hilarious!  AND My brother in law was so appreciative that we went out with him on his birthday.  He said that it was really great, since he doesn't have a significant other to spend it with, it was nice that we thought to invite him out.

Day off

Well, I say "day off," but I was in Cookeville for about 3 and a half hours today.

Two of my fellow bloggers have decided to get down to the nitty gritty on losing some weight, and I just hope I can get some motivation to do it too. 

My husband wants to go to Zanies tonight, but I am not entirely convinced that I want to go.  I wish I could just send him and his brother.  It is his brother's birthday today.  Jack's is next Friday.

I'm boring today.  :*(  Sorry.

Wednesday

I just got home from a fast night at work.  My husband, I assumed, was in the bathroom.  After about 20 minutes, I began thinking that he was spending WAY TOO MUCH time in the bathroom.  I knocked.  He told me I could come in and WHAT was he doing?!  He was fucking shaving his head!  Umm, yeah.  He has been growing his hair out for a very long time.  I liked it longer.  Now it is shaved again.  It's ok I guess.  I would have appreciated a forewarning.

I totally tried to take a picture of the crazy hair lady!  No, seriously.  How to describe how to describe......umm  Ok.....her bouffant it is teased like 6 to 8 inches above her head.  She has a little clip on the top to hold some of it back.  She has these ummmmm  well on guys they call them porkchop side burns, but hers are actually hanging like hair would.  They cover her ears.  Her hair is probably to the center of her back.  Ok this description does not do her disasterous hair justice.  I swear one day.  I am going to snap a picture of her.  Ya'll will just die!  This lady is definitely stuck in the countrified 60s.

I get to drive to Cookeville tomorrow morning.  Bleech!  I would rather take the day off.

Box of Krispy Kreme

Dear Box of Krispy Kreme Donuts,
    I should not have bought you.  Already 4 of you have mysteriously gone missing.  I hope the next 8 stick around a little longer, but I really doubt they will stay around more than another day.
      Sincerely,
          Undercover Donut Eater

I'm slacking! I apologize!

I haven't written in forever, nor have I finished the rest of my jury duty blog.  :( 

I finally got a weekend off this past weekend.  Thank GOD!  I needed it so freakin' bad.  I have two shift supervisors at work that both could not come to work for a couple of days, so I got stuck working a double twice in one week.  BTW.  I know ya'll are thinking I should have just made them come in, BUT one had a doctor's note, and the other has a spasming back and went to the doctor yesterday.  Bleech!  I totally need people that aren't in aching and sick all of the freakin' time!  I wish one of my shifts would just retire already.  If you are sick almost all of the time, you need to make the decision to stay at home.  Her husband is retired and surely she could too.  I have a cashier that is coming back to work after however many days gone.  I wish he would just retire too.  I don't look forward to having him back at work not able to do anything except for ring people up.  I would rather have Renee there.  I am hoping that he decides that he can't stand up that long after a couple of weeks.

I am finally finished with jury duty.  YAY!  NO MORE!  I am sure I will get the displeasure of serving again in 3 years.  I almost got picked last week to be on a jury that would last a couple of days, but I was the last kicked off of the jury.  Ok, so honestly, I didn't mind sitting on the jury.  The only part I did not like was the decision making.  It is very stressful, and I could not sleep at all even after the decision was made.  At the time the decision is made, you feel like you are making the right decision.  The next day you begin second guessing yourself.  It took me a long time to be at peace with the decision.

My husband has had two strange occurences in the house and both times the dogs went crazy barking.  The first was the accordian door between the kitchen and the spare room just pushed open by itself.  Then today, the front door opened on its own while Jack was sitting on the couch.  Creepy, but not creepy.  I have yet to have anything happen here to me, but I have had very weird things happen to me before.  Feel free to ask.

I went to McDonald's earlier, and I got a color changing straw.  I was amazed when I looked down at my straw.