Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Ahhhhhh....

Dear Vanilla Red Tea Latte from Circle K,
I love you.
Someone who is missing Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf Company and needs a suitable replacement.



We went to visit my precious little niece the other day. Jack was practically begging me to go see her. No, seriously! My husband has baby fever. I know, crazy, right?! He informed me of that after we got back from seeing her. He admitted it, but then stated that we weren't in a financially secure enought place to have a kid. I then pointed out that know one ever feels like they are financially secure enough to have a kid, but I can understand that he would at least like to have a job first. BUT STILL! How weird is that that my husband has baby fever? I mean, his sister called him late last night and asked him to watch his nephew, and he was TOTALLY excited about it. I think having to change one diaper would end that, but he was really looking forward to it until she decided to leave him at their mom's house (probably after realizing I wouldn't be there all day). Honestly, I think he is trying to have sex with me as much as possible right now just to see if it accidentally happens.

My husband is totally on board about losing some weight after going to the doctor the other day. He found out how much he really weighs. He came out of the office, looked at me, and said, "I've got to lose some weight."

My work is same old same old. I will say that I do love what I do, and I haven't really had a day where I really don't want to go to work...YET. POOOOOWER! :)

I miss California, but what else is new. I feel like I am not on an adventure anymore.....depressing.

Friday, August 6, 2010

I have a NEW FOLLOWER!!!!

Who is it? I am dying to know! You know how excited I get! I could swear earlier it said only 16 and now it says 17! WHOOT!

I would also like to add that I am home alone! I refused to go to Silverado's with my husband and his brother. I am not going to deal with my rude, obnoxious, drunk brother in law! I refuse! I have done it enough in the past ummmmmm 6? years. I know, I know! I should know how long I have been with my husband, but I have no freakin' clue! Anyway, they took a cab, and here is to hoping that my BIL will actually get back in the cab to come home. HAHAHA! He just commented on my Facebook status. He must be bored!

I bought a couple of shirts and a pair of pants.

Ok, so can you tell I am just typing to type? I have nothing to say, and I am just rambling.

Finally

I finally took my husband to the doctor. He is now passed out on the bed because he took a whole 1 mg Klonopin. I told him to split it in half because he hadn't taken it before. He didn't listen!

On that note, I wish my brother in law would leave. Ehh. I know I bitch about him being over all of the time, but he really isn't a horrible peron. I just like my privacy.

I ran into my store after taking Jack to the doctor to get his prescriptions filled. ::Oh he has decided he needs to lose weight:: When I got there, my shift supervisor told me that my cashier is still not doing her job. I walked up front told her that everytime she didn't have the list of stuff done, I was going to write her up. 3 strikes and your out! The look of shock on her face was priceless. I then told her I wanted her to think of something great to do for the Children's Miracle Network money collection. Any ideas guys? They are giving me two more weeks this year to raise money. I was hoping to have until next year to get all of my ideas together.

I totally need to go shopping, a pedi is calling my name, and I need my eyebrows done. I wish I knew how long my husband would be passed out because I would take care of two of the above right now. I also have the strangest hankering for vegetarian mongolian beef from P.F. Changs, and that is all Nora's fault for letting me taste it the last night I hung out with her in California. Now that is Nora R. on my friends list just incase you are nosey. :)

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Soooo

I was seriously debating telling my cashier to get the fuck out of my office earlier, but I didn't. Here is the story..

Last week she told me that she didn't mind clocking out right at 9 and just waiting around until I was ready. I said, "OK that's fine." 9 o clock came around she clocked out. I had to count 2 drawers down when we closed. We got out of there at 9:15. That is a normal time. The other two girls don't get out of there until that time.

Fast forward to this week.

She walks into my office and declares that she knows she told me that, but that 9:15 is unacceptable. Then proceeds to say that she has physical therapy in the mornings and needs to get out of there as quickly as possible. Blah blah blah. I wanted to say, "Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch. I am the boss, and I don't have to count down those registers until 9:05 if I want." Instead, I thought about all of the stuff that she has been going through lately and just brushed it off BUT I anticipated a smart ass comment when I got the hell out of dodge tonight and was prepared with the appropriate, "You don't know when to shut up do you? ::Insert tangent here::" It didn't come to that, and she better not ever act like that to me again, or she will not be on my schedule anymore. Find a new job bitch.

Dear Misty

Dear Misty,
I am in blog overload. I can tell I am not blogging enough when I get on to blog, and I get to read 3 blog posts from you.
Love to read your blog,
Jenn

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

Only one more day of work until my 3 day weekend. I am totally ready, and I totally think that a pedi is in the plan for the weekend. It would be nice to get my gross hairy eyebrows done too. Oooooo to relax.

I came home from work today thinking my dinner would be waiting on me. It's not. It is now 10:05, and I am just about to have it in front of me.

Yum food!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

I hate it when I don't post everyday. :(

* took a picture the other night to show you why I haven't blogged in a while, but I couldn't remember what my blog e-mail address was. It is Tuesday which means World of Dorkcraft is doing maintenance, hence why I am posting.

* I totally thought that the Sonic girl who always brings me my tea in the morning was going to pass out when I tipped her the other morning. I hate tipping the Sonic girls, but I did the other day. I also tipped the girl today because anyone who will walk back and forth in triple digit weather deserves a tip!

* I really hope my cousin is still reading my blog because she is going to love this one.

* My mom, aunts, and cousins have started to clean out my grandmother's belongings from the house. Imagine my mother's surprise when she opens a box and finds a nudie picture. Yep. Of my grandmother. My mama says, "That is just the kind of person my mama was." Hilarious. Could you imagine running across a picture of your nude grandmother. It is totally a side of my grandmother I never knew (no pun intended).

* It does make me think that perhaps my grandmother thought it was really cool that I moved to California. She was very adament before I left to go out there that I come and see her. I am glad I did because it was the last time I saw her.

* I currently wish my husband would stop being so fucking loud because my head fucking hurts.

* We are going to an open mic tonight for Jack. He wants to go get a feel for the place, so he can decide if he wants to go try some comedy out one Tuesday.

* I am crazy tired. I am so glad that I get to sleep in tomorrow. Anything after 6:30 will be sleeping in.