I wanted to smack the hell out of a woman earlier.  I really have no patience whatsoever recently.  This lady comes up to me and asks if we have anymore wipes that we carry in our dollar aisle.  I tell her probably not, but we did just get a truck in and they might be on a pallet.  BUT it could take a day or two to get that far.  She says, "Well is there someone back there that can check?"  I should add that I don't have a cashier at this time, and I am the only person on the front end even in the store.  I say, "No there isn't, but like I said it might be out tomorrow if by chance we did get."  She says, "Are you sure there is no one back there?"  very condescending.  I said, "Well considering I am the only person here, no there is not anyone back there." with attitude.  Are you fucking kidding me?  Why would I lie about there not being anyone in my stockroom?  Then she said, "Really?!"  I said, "Yes, really."  Ya'll our freakin' warehouse is in Tuscaloosa.  We are just glad that we got a shipment.  Those poor people who live there probably don't even have houses, and she is upset that we are out of 1.00 wipes.  Really!?

The funny of the day....I was stocking from the truck today and overheard a guy talking to the pharmacist...he asked..I am not kidding ya'll..."Have you ever taken a whole box of dramamine before?  One of my friends told me about it."  The tech answers, "Are you sure it wasn't Dimetapp? I've heard that kids try to drink a whole bottle and then try to fight the urge to sleep.  Then it makes them kind of high feeling."  Guy, "No, no it was definitely Dramamine.  It makes you hallucinate real bad.  I tried it."  Why the hell would you ask/tell a pharmacist that?!  This guy is of course picking up some kind of "good" drug I imagine because he was asking how it would make him feel.  People are so dumb!